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An idiot comic from Indiana who is the Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He actually began his television career as a meteorologist in Indianapolis. Letterman is a chain smoker with a dry sense of humor. He has the dumbest latenight talkshow ever and should be taken off the air. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.
David Letterman is a foul-mouthed, humorless and vulgar idiot who should be taken of tv.
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obsessewd with image and myspace, david the jew is often found playing pool, straightening hair, praising GHDs or applying MAC make-up.
Often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the Gem-Meister), David the Jew thinks that he is God's gift to Men (the Baz-Meister) and Women.
For some weird reason... people do seem to still like him though.
'You've been straightening your hair for hours... what are you? David the Jew?'
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A word to describe someone who is exposing chest hair. Commonly used between office workers when someone is wearing a button down shirt with the top buttons undone and has no under shirt on.
Mike: Yo, you see Jeff today? He's totally pulling a David Hasslehoff.
Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.
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When six naked girls, who form a star shape by bending over and linking elbows, are banged sequentially doggy style by one lucky guy who is standing in the middle.
I hope those girls from Delta Delta Delta are coming over because I really want to Star of David those hos.
The best part of my Birthright trip was the Star of David we did back at the hotel.
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The rich, white, gay annoying guy in high school. He has a white Jeep, newest iPhone, and goes on vacations with friends every month. He is also outgoing and you hate it but you love him.
Person 1: ugh, I hate David!
Person 2: why?
Person 1: I- I don’t know?
Person 2: are you jealous of him?
Person 1: no!
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Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.
Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.
Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.
Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.
Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.
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