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A euphemistic phrase for, "when unemployed or underemployed residents have too much time on their hands, and arent intelligently supervised by society, looting and rioting will obviously follow".
Since even a hedgehog can understand the disastrous consequences of the devil is busy...well lets stop burning post george floyd Minneapolis and put these people back to work now.
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Mayonnaise.
So called because its scent is what one might imagine Satan's coffee breath to smell like and each jarful of it is made from the coagulated pus of one thousand corpulent rodents.
Not to be confused with Devil's Spit, which is a thoroughly delicious hot sauce served at Famous Dave's restaurants.
Mom: "Billy, do you want some mayo on your turkey sandwich"
Billy: "Devil's saliva? Nah, you'd be better off just giving me some E. coli infected spinach"
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opposite of being touched by an angel, when you take a shit so messy and disgusting it gets all over your ass and anus.
"Oh my god, I was caressed by the devil last night. It wasn't pretty."
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Ingenoius spectacle of world class surfing
Just watch the devil man drop in!
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A bruised neck post sexual intimacy.
High school girl/boy to friend, "look at my devil's lace, isn't it beaitiful?" (Showcasing neck)
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someone who is crazy and completely insane and who likes to kill people with hatchets
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