A slang term for when you are having sex with a girl from behind and you reach back and wipe your ass and then you stick your fingers in her mouth, like a fish hook.
That dumb chick sucked my fingers and didn't even know it was a Dirty Muskie
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The act of inserting apples into your sleeping boyfriends anus.
I gave him a Dirty Victoria while he slept
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A dirty Claire is when your being dicked down in the forest and he whispers hang on tight spider monkey right before he cums on the girls face and then forces her to go out in the sun so he can see his man juice glisten like diamonds in the sun.
Iβm so horny after watching twilight i need a dirty claire.
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when you piss in someoneβs mouth and make them swallow it, kiss them, and punch them as hard as you can in the stomach so that they throw up into your mouth, and then swallow. usually afterwards you have sexual relations with them.
person 1: yo, i gave samantha a dirty adrian last night.
person 2: what the fuck
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When a man blows a massive load onto the womens chin and it soaks her tits, and she whips it off with her cheek.
She wiped her tits of f with her cheek after a dirty brad.
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You tell a lot of big dick jokes and a woman responds with something like "Guys who brag always have the tiny ones". But then the two of you have sex, she finds out your dick is huge, and she winds up hospitalized.
I'm on Social Security Disability ever since that Dirty Craig when I broke both of my hips.
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The most legendary of all dirty maneuvers comprable to the entire avengers team having an orgy with Hulk on top
The dirty Tristan is life's greatest experience
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