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Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."
in (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her, "Her" is the same person as "She" in that's what she said. It's a hypothetical girl that you have sex with.
When someone says a word ending in "er" you turn it into a sex joke.
So if a friend says, "Dude, I broke your windsheild wiper."
You say, "Wipe her? I hardly know her!"
Friend: You're such a messy eater
You: Eat her? I hardly know her!
Friend: Shut up, you fucker.
You: Fuck her? I hardly know her!
that's how to use: (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her
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the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)
Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?
Alex: what
Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
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The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.
Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!
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Being tasked with doing something impossible
"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."
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An expression of extreme hunger. Common in rural Wyoming and Colorado, USA
"Man, I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a skunk moving south."
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this is a complex road man phrase only to be use when you are going on level 30 road man
come down my ends means if you come to my area
and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you
hard man levl 24: you wan'na fight bruv
road man levl 30: come down my ends you get bear shanked
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slang for taking a dump on the moon
oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich