An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.
“Omg, epic win!” (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)
You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.
Bobby lost his soccer game today, but he still had an Epic Win!
This is the Definition of me and my friends
WOW KILLER YOU HAVE EPIC PP
The biggest ditch of all time.
Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.
Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.
Its a cross between a douchbag and my brother..a whole new breed..
Some guy: Hey man look at that epic dbag
Girl: Oh hey zach!
PLEASE HELP ME IM ON A DIET
-DIET
MORAL: DIET
IM ON A DIET EPIC NGL HELP END ME.