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When someone does something mistakenly, embarrassing, or fucks up in some way.
Me: Hey, did you hear about the hockey goalie that scored on his own net?
Friend: Yeah, I saw the replay. That definitely was a life fail.
An intended compliment that ends up becoming an epic fail
Hey dude, did you hear what our teacher said to me earlier? 'You passed the exam with the highest grade in the year! Well done, it seems you are actually quite good at french!' Massive compliment fail -_-
Nibba, why the fuck you searching up this shit you prick... better be fucking your mom after reading this!!!!!!!!
Boom i failed at fucking my moms ass
When someone re-gifts you a gift, and doesn't even realize that it is a gift that you originally gave them.
My friend totally regifted me a necklace for my birthday that I gave her for Christmas a week before!! Regift fail.
a fail that fails so much, that it is not even worthy of being called a fail.
dude 1: did you see that jock make a thats what she said joke about a blanket?
dude 2: yea man, that was a fail
dude 1: no man, that was a doyelic fail
your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.
Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.