King Douchebag

1.)A person who is so insensitive and/or unintelligent that they have successfully exceeded the qualifications of a douchebag. Also Queen Douchebag if female.

2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.

1.) KD: I think Bush was the best president yet.
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!

2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!

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hayden king

a sexy ass guy that you love

He's my hayden king !

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Sacramento Kings

The Sacramento Kings are an NBA team based in Sacramento, CA, and have the longest playoff drought in NBA history, not making the playoffs since 2006, with the second longest playoff drought being the Phoenix Suns, who haven't been in the playoffs since 2010, but are making the playoffs this year without a doubt. The Sacramento Kings are also one of the most unluckiest teams in the NBA, and have had stars over the years such as Chris Webber, Peja Stojaković, Mike Bibby, Ron Artest, DeMarcus Cousins, Isaiah Thomas, Willie Cauley-Stein, Vince Carter, Iman Shumpert, and now De'Aaron Fox, Buddy Hield, and Tyrese Haliburton, and still haven't gone past the WCF (Western Conference Finals) and haven't been to the finals since 1951. Shaq once called them the Sacramento Queens.

"Nobody can save the Sacramento Kings"

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King Popalop

A proper name given to a man who continuously betrays the trust of his significant other, and excels at it. King Popalop not only looks to cheat, he makes cheating an art, leading others to ask: "Does he know how to do anything besides cheat on his wife/girlfriend?"

Setting - a bar

Bob: Where did Bill go?
Fred: I don't know he was just talking to some girl by the bar.
Bob: I wonder where he is. I'll call his cell phone.

Bill's cell phone: Ring. Ring.

Bill: Yo Bob, whats goos?
Bob: You tell me whats goos. Where you at?
Bill: In this girl's crib right now, with eleven of her girlfriends.
Bob: Yo you are King Popalop right now!

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Cycle-Kinged

the act of acciently ramming your face into a strangers genital area, usually carried out by children and midgets because the lack of height that situates face conviently level with groinal area

1.)when you were 5 years old and your dad bought you a brand new bike from cycle king and you span around with excitement went to hug your dad but grabbed the employee and cycle-kinged him whilst nuzzling his nuts

2.)when a child runs around not looking where they are going you are liable to be cycle-kinged

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Kosher King

Kosher King: the coolest guy to ever live he a wicked badass and keeps everything kosher; only one of the coolest men to ever live. hes a bad ass motha fucka

wow hes so popular he must be the Kosher King, man i wish i knew the Kosher King.

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Larry Kinged

The process of old TV hosts getting booted simply because of their age. e.g. Jerry Lewis and eventually Regis Philbin.

Wow I can't believe Jerry Lewis got Larry Kinged this year.

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