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A cancerous Indian facebook page who try to be "funny", but only thing funny about the page is their name and the stupid ass logo they put on every post. People who like RVCJ are generally fans of Kapil Sharma too.
Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.
A general catch phrase meaning "who cares?" or "get over it." Sardonic.
A tornado blew away their trailer. Oh, well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
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The hangover guy wrote a genius work of art/cinematic masterpiece.
Hym "Want to hear the greatest joke of all time?" *Tells joke*
Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
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A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
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Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.
Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
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My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.
Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.
'em is the government
Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
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A take off of the expression "…over my head". Used to describe a joke that was so crude and/or immature, that it's not funny.
Al- "HAHAHA... fuck, that's funny shit."
Steve-"Sorry, but that joke went under my head."
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