Sussy failed abortion

What suspicious people are called in the uk

Haha that guy looks like a sussy failed abortion

fail basket

someone or something that fails, commonly said after a failed activity

Carly is such a fail basket.

Fail Domino

When you fail 2 or more times in a row.

This is similar to a fail train, fail rocket, or fail plane.

1: "Hey!"
2: "Hey how're you?"
1: "I'm good :0"
1: "...:9"
1: ":="
2: "Fail Domino"

Trail of fail

Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.

Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail

MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer)

Verb.

Origin: City of the tele-retarded. Jersey Shore.
MTV: Motivated to Fail (In Life) Viewer.

Man! Whats up with him or her failing/not showing up to this class? Must be an MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer).

epic red line fail

When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.

Andy "Dude, your word document is such an epic red line fail, learn to spell"

Paul "sound"

test failed

The last words you will ever hear if you're just an octoling test subject and drop an 8 ball into sweet nothingness

*drops 8 ball*
C.Q Cumber: "Test Failed, you let the 8-Ball fall."