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A whiny 9-year-old who lost all of his diamonds and broke up with his girlfriend. They also have the mental capacity of a 2-year-old.
Kid 1: Your such a Minecraft gamer boy
Kid 2: no u
Kid 1: heck
The more family friendly version of "Wish a nigga would", which usually means the speaker wants the person to do something to annoy them, then face the consequences.
Synonyms include "Fuck around and find out" and "Bite me"
Person 1: "Dude, that other guy has been talking shit about you and how he could fuck you up in a 1v1 last night."
Person 2: "Probably just a fluke. Wish a gamer would."
Condition that occurs starting at midnight the day a new video game is released consisting of fake flu or cold like symptoms reported to your boss, teachers, or parents. Popular games such as the Call of Duty, Halo, and many sports game series, have multi-player online gaming and every second matters to international rankings. It is very common for any gamer to get "sick" to take off school or work when a new popular game is released.
James, "COD Black Ops II comes out 11/13/2012, I can't wait!"
Joe, "Are you going to have "gamer sickness" and miss work again like when Halo 4 came out a few weeks ago?"
James, "It's a "gamer sick day", and yes I feel like crap already, I think I have the flu."
When you shove a bottle of Mountain Dew up your girlfriend/boyfriend's ass while they ride your dick, and then drowning them with the exact same bottle. Then fucking the corpse.
Insignificant Douchebag: Steve, where's my wife?
Steve: I gave her a Gamer Fuel Surprise
Insignificant Douchebag: You utter fucking taint wound. I should have scalped you and put you out in the freezing wilderness while I could. You are miserable and will die that way. I hope your nads get run over by a goddamn steamroller.
A fake gamer girl is a girl that pretends to be a gamer but does not actually play games. Some examples of a fake gamer girl is a girl that pretends to play a game but makes a bad reference, the controller is not on, or is making some cringe video of lip syncing a video of someone singing about video games.
Now she is definitely a fake gamer girl
that moment when you're dad finally agrees to help john wick who's in tilted towers or you get vbucks.
Dad: I'll have to sell the house but then you'll get your vbucks, we'll have to live in a very small apartment.
You: EPIC GAMER TIME!!
Typically is Used by people with the name Dylan. It Comes From The French phrase "Lé Brúhe Gamer" meaning "Oh My A Gamer." Nowadays it is used as eather a bruh gamer Moment, or gust bruh gamer, as a way of saying "Yo I Am Gamer Human", and a bruh gamer moment is a moment in which you raise to peak human evolution
Gamer 1: Yo This Kid is so low you can Kill him
Gamer 2: *Fucking Dies*
Gamer 1: Your So Shit Bro!
Gamer 2: Lol bruh gamer moment