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The gas man gets blamed on everything (poor gas man!)
Die in Warzone? FUCKING GAS MAN!
internet goes down? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Manager leaves or some other bs happens at your workplace (such as the water heater breaking down) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Disposable vape runs out? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Electric for house goes out and the battery backup for the router runs out? (thankfully it hasn't yet) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Boiler doesn't work? FUCKING GAS MAN!
The enemy you kill on Warzone doesn't give you any deathchat? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You don't clip a warzone deathchat because of some shitty thing with your recording software? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Referee doesn't give the pen? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Hitler rants about something? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You miss the bus? Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
When you go to a gas station with a long line. Commonly Costco or Sam's Club, and you move from one line to another thinking you will get the the pumps faster. When In reality it can take you longer, but few times help. Happens more and more with higher gas prices
Look at that guy playing Gas Pump Tetris. To bad he has been at it for five minutes now.
This line is taking forever. Wait that line is moving (drives over to the pump) Sweet I won a game of Gas Pump Tetris!
A dumbass who does something really rad.
Damn you just lobbed your headass down the stairs. Your such a Keg la ga
When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.
I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a corona gas chamber on their face
Where someone has such a big butt that they cannot wash properly and it produces a vile odor.
"Did you see Lashawn come by with her ga - donka- funk butt?"
"Yes, it smells like she just walked away."
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The holy trinity when it comes to the payment for getting a ride from someone
Gas - the first way of payment for a ride
Grass - The payment when someone doesn't have cash and is a guy but have weed
Ass - the way born females pay a guy bc they don't have cash or grass
And no one rides for free
Gas, grass, or ass the way to pay someone for a ride but usually gas is first used as payment but females usually pay with da ass, grass is the payment when someone doesn't have gas money , and ass is only used when born females don't have gas money or grass
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the second greatest book ever written. its totally bitching
the gas we pass is a fucking awesome book
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