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When you stick an ice cube up a girls ass then fuck her as hard as you can
"wow im still so sore from last night" said sarina
"why what happened?" asked layla
"mike gave me a siberian sledge hammer"
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A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.
I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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the Hammer Lock is when you give a person a thoughful hig and a nice kiss
i hammer locked Logan last night.
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When someone gets so drunk you’re worried they might eat someone
‘Hide your toes, Josh is Armie Hammered!’
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A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides
Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.
Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.
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When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.
Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."
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The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.
I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.
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