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Hannah Davis is a blonde girl, with little to no brain power but what she lacks in intelligence she makes up for with massive thunderous cheeks. She is annoying to the point of physical harm coming to her direction. The only reason she hasn't got her ass beat is cause she is bad as hell
damn. If Hannah Davis wasn't a bad bitch she would have been caught the hands.
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A very strange individual with a tendency to irritate the people surrounding her, she is famous for her love of ribbon, books and being a pretentious fuck. Many people would use the term 'idiot' in reference to hannah-joy, and they wouldn't be wrong. Instead of befriending human beings, hannah-joy chooses to befriend snails, cats, Guinea pigs and dogs. Hannah-joys best friend is an albino Guinea pig named Phil, Phil is beautiful but she is also an asshole and she squeaks at 3am. Standing at a whopping 5'8 and a half, the hannah-joy is excellent at cuddling her short friends, although her favourite person to cuddle is a very tall and beautiful individual who she nicknamed melly, because come on! It's a cute nickname!
"Hey, do you know where hannah joy is?"
"Shes probably off somewhere befriending a snail lol"
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Refers to a person who's Top Bitch of all things coding and intellect, but her poor grammar and her inability to stop living in the past and bringing up bullshit, relegates her to the status of Bottom Bitch. On a scale from 1-10, a C+ at best.
You're being such a Hannah Lundrigan right now, clean it up.
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Hannah Montana is a Disney Channel show about an 8th grade/9th grade girl, Miley Stewart, who is hiding a big secret; she's actually the famous pop singer Hannah Montana. The show is about her everyday life and how she hides her secret from everyone and deals with regular problems like friends, boys, family, and school.
To all the lame gay people who diss this show:
Okay, seriously, GET A FUCKING LIFE. I mean, okay, you hate Hannah Montana. That's great. Now can you move on? Oh no, you can't. You have to go fucking Urban Dictionary to write a definition about how much you hate it? I mean, okay, you hate a show. It's called getting over it. The world will not change for you and producers are not going to erase a show because some pathetic losers don't like it. If you don't like the show, you change the fucking channel. You don't go "Oh man, I hate this show. I'll watch it for the 40th time and then go write about it in Urban Dictionary." Seriously, get over yourself. Grow up. Don't watch the show.
It's really simple.
Try it and see.
Kay thanks. (:
Hannah Montana received 5 million viewers on the night of it's first show.
I hate the show Hannah Montana, but I'm going to watch it anyways but complain later.
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a band who looks like My chemical Romance and show no conceivable talent at all.
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a very akwkard girl.
that likes motzerella sticks.
had an aggresive dog.
cant make up her mind between blue eyed faggot boy and goldfish kid.
likes to hook up only with guys that are good at making out.
likes to pee in sinks.
and every guys she dates go to jdc
That girl is so akwkard, her name should be HAnnAh T
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A character from 13 reason why who bears a slight resemblance to a cutie named Cynthia. You will use this statement “omg it’s Hannah baker” to expertly slide into her dm’s. Little do you know this girl is gorgeous, sweet, caring, kind, fun, smart, funny, cute, has the prettiest green eyes that just get you, a cuddler, and so so sweet. Also a major cutie. It’s gonna break your heart to find out she lives 4 hours away. This distance won’t kill anything it just leaves a longing. Everyday you come home from school you’ll just be so excited to get to talk to her, even if it’s just on the phone. There will be nothing you want more than to see her again. To kiss her lips, to wipe her tears, to hold her in your arms, to go to dances with her, to hug her, to drive around jamming out with her, to BE with her. Someday Cynthia..... someday. The only problem is that she’s ruthless and super good at cup pong and will mercilessly beat you every single time, but she’s soo cute when she’s winning it doesn’t even matter, because you know that the real winner, is YOU.
Hannah baker is just an excuse to talk to the pretty girl you saw at camp and get to know her.
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