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One who believes that certain values typically associated with the far left, such as environmental sustainability and animal rights, are fully compatible with (or even a natural extension of) their libertarian values. Essentially, one who believes in compassion but doesn't believe that robbing Peter to pay Paul (i.e. government appropriation of our income) is the least bit compassionate.
A: You're a vegan? I thought you were just one of those nutjobs that believed we should eliminate the Federal Reserve and legalize heroin.
B: You know me, bleeding-heart libertarian.
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Sending a heart to the opposite sex... like for a girl if you have a guy best friend you'd send them a black heart and vise versa
"I sent branden a black heart emoji ,but I'm not dating him, we're just friends."
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To ruin a hipster quote involving hearts that are used by "love".
Annoying girl: Touch her heart, not her body.
Guy: I believe the human heart is part of the body.
Annoying girl: Yes.. but -
Guy: and how the fuck are you gonna do that? Grab a knife and stab through her just to touch the fucking thing?
Annoying girl: Damn, you are good at making ruined heart quotes...
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A way of describing a mushy boyfriend, i.e; one who likes watching sappy romantic chick flicks with his girlfriend and cries at the end.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear what <insert name here> did last night? He was watching Sex and the City with his girlfriend!
Guy 2: Really? I thought he was cool. Didn't pin him to be the peaches and pink hearts sort!
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Someone who continuously helps someone get through something ...expecting to get something out of it and never does....but it is in their soul to always help but they always get fucked over
Damn it I was such a heart break soldier to her
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A school of bitch ass kids who think they're the greatest at sport but lose in everything besides basketball oh they all fuck in the chapel
Wow Sacred Heart High lost by 50 in football again!
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Being numb to a broken heart means that you no longer feel the agonizing pain u once felt when u lost a loved one, friend, even girlfriend or boyfriend. U simply, feel nothing, only sympathy towards other is the only emotion u can receive, cause at that point ur not ur own priority.
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