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Sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
"She refused to do Canada's history with me"
"Bitch"
A sex act so vile that it cannot be mentioned on television; it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Dude he just did Canada's History history with her!
A sexual act involving two men coating their hard cocks in maple syrup and sucking each other off followed by one of the men being bent over the Stanley Cup and sodomized by a pair of antlers.
Canada's History is very difficult to do.
A descriptive term for unimpressive male sexual performance.
As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."
Mostly furry, furry beavers waiting to be skinned.
The Feb 4,2010 episode of The Colbert Report talks aboot Canada's History.
to have sex with a moose while covered with maple syrup and gravy while neil young plays in the backround. and the beaver watches
Hey lets do some of canada's history
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an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel
Sarha was surprised and happy to wake up and found that Dave had given her canada's history