Random
Source Code
Random
the act of taking the Stanley cup, half of a rack of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and a syringe full of urine and placing them into a woman's vagina/anus.
"i gave Megan a canada's history last night, it was RIDICULOUS!"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.
Hey did you hear about Steve yeah he totally got into Canada's history last night.
An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.
I saw a great movie last night and learned a lot about Canada's History...Eh.
A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.
See Also: the Sarah Palin
"no way I'm going out with her again! That crazy bitch tried to go all Canada's History on me!!!"
Sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
"She refused to do Canada's history with me"
"Bitch"
A sex act so vile that it cannot be mentioned on television; it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Dude he just did Canada's History history with her!
A sexual act involving two men coating their hard cocks in maple syrup and sucking each other off followed by one of the men being bent over the Stanley Cup and sodomized by a pair of antlers.
Canada's History is very difficult to do.