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1. Beats the hell out of any other way of expressing surprise, happiness, or generally anything
2. Has no logical meaning so don't ask
3. I JUST SAID DON'T FUCKING ASK
4. It's what Jesus says to Colonel Sanders in heaven. Bitch.
Max: I JUST SHIT A BABY!
Dave: HOLY HELL IN A HANDBASKET
Life: Quite.
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What my Jewish grandmother used to say. Like, when she was sewing.
"Holy Shittin' Jesus - I just dropped another button!"
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The process in which a religious diety and beliefs are forced upon a person in a way similar to the creation of Foi Gras. (I.E Jamming it down their throat)
She jammed God down his throat like he was a Holy Foie Gras
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Pants in which one sees on another and desires. The desires can be so great that the desirer may suffer from chronic sleeploss and kleptomania. The desirer may also follow the wearer of the Holy Grail Pants wherever he/she may go.
Woman 1: OHMYGAWD! The Holy Grail Pants are calling to me!
Woman 2: Sophie, calm down! (To the third woman) Quick, call the doctor, Sohpie's in one of her stages again!
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A phrase used when in shock or surprised.
girl 1: miley cyrus just won the oscar
girl 2: HOLY FUCK BUCKETS! THAT IS GREAT!
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After finishing in a condom you hold the base and pee into the the condom creating a water balloon, you then pop the condom on her face.
After I finished fucking her I dropped the Holy Hand grenade on her face.
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A moment in time where you just stop and say "whoa this is a holy shit moment"
You witness a crocodile devour your best friend. You stand there thinking "Whoa this is a holy shit moment"
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