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The act of nutting in a girls vagina so much that she leaks, then spreading jelly or jam over her clit. Finally, you jizz all over her body and let the cum harden, then eat her out Optionally, you can become a cannibal and just eat her.
"Dude, I just made my girl Human Toaster-Strudel"
-Oh, Did you use an oven like I did with mine?
The art of becoming a torch by blowing alcohol out of your mouth and lighting it with a match or lighter to produce a large flame.
Craig did a naked beer bong on top of the wall while Adam did the human blow torch behind him!!
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Tag-like game played on college campuses. In the game, zombie players try to tag human players. Humans try to escape/defend themselves. Tags turn humans into zombies. Zombies win if all humans are turned. Humans win if all zombies starve, or if they complete the final mission. The game is played 24/7, until one side wins.
All players begin as humans and wear a bandana on their arm. A player is chosen by the moderators to be the original zombie (OZ). Zombies usually move their arm bands to their heads, to show that they've turned, but depending on the game, the OZ can stay anonymous for a day, or until a certain killcount.
The OZ tags as many humans as possible, turning them into zombies. Each zombie must tag a human every 2 days, or the zombie starves, and is out.
Mods monitor zombie kills and human transformations using an online program. All players are given an alphanumerical code before gameplay begins. When a zombie tags a human, the human must give the zombie their code. The zombie enters the code into the computer program. This process monitors the times that a zombie has fed, as well as what humans have been eaten.
Humans defend themselves from zombies by shooting nerf guns or throwing socks. If hit, the zombie is stunned for 15 min.
Safe zones are areas where zombies can't attack humans. Depending on the game, offcampus areas can also be considered safe zones.
Missions are created by mods to keep humans from hiding all game.
Guy 1: Sup man, why do you have all those nerf guns?
Guy 2: Don't you know, man? There's a humans vs zombies game this week. The zombie apocalypse is upon us!
Guy 1: Aww man, I missed the sign up. Gonna need to do that next time, by going to www.humansvszombies.org.
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When in the work place a member of staff with higher amibitions is constantly wedged up the managments arse to better themselves by dropping other staff in the Shat!!
Look at Dobby following wedgy round the office that fecker is a Human Butt plug,
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His name is Juelz Santana. Just as Christ brought the Word of God to the people; Juelz brings us that CRACK fore he is crack; crack in the motherfuckin flesh.
Rev. Juelz: That aint no music u supposed to be listenin' to
12 yr old Disciple: C'mon man, it's that crack right there.
Juelz: Crack? Whatchu know about crack? U dunno nuthin about no crack.
Disciple: Oh?! I Know Santana got that Crack!
WHAT'S HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?!
Juuuuuueeeelzzzzzz
! S A N T A N A !
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One of the whitest, most up-tight, politically correct tags on urban dictionary. Why couldn't they call it something better, like "other words for fuck a bitch"?
I was checking out the definition for brick house and clicked on the tag "human sexuality slang." No definition, I figured I'd add a definition.
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To cut someones throat in such a way as to make their head fall back like a pez dispenser.
OJ got pissed and turned Nicole into a human pez dispenser!
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