im outside your house

come out come out now i will do no harm i am a regular human i am not gonna murder you and mutilate your corpse in horrific ways

im outside your house
hello 911 a man has just broken into my home AND HES GOT A GUN AND IS GONNA RAPE ME

Im holdin

Used in response to "hold on"

person 1: "yo hold on, one sec"
person 2 "Im holdin"

im bouta cuhh

Ejaculation

Person a: IM BOUTA CUHH

im horny

When your friend is bored

"Im horny"
"Congrats"

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

wait im goated

when you clutch up

wait im goated

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