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The hard end of the cut loaf of bread that the flies have walked all over.
Cut off the fly walk would you, babe, I hate making sarnies out of that
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Masturbation
Similar to Drain The Lizard
I’m off to Drain the Lizard.
-More like he’s gonna Walk the Lizard!
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1. The same as power walking but it is done in a very stylish way by moms.
2. A mean way to criticize someone's way of walking.
1. "What's Terry been up to this morning?"
"I think she was out mom walking."
2. "Yo! Look at Adam! He's mom walking, dude!"
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I walk, you walk, WE walk. The almighty walkening is upon us, how will you act in front of them?
Person 1: "I walk, you wa-"
Person 2: "what the hell are you talking about Fread?"
Person 1: "-LK, WE WALK, EVERYONE WA-!"
Person 2: "WHAT THE HELL FREAD, BACK OFF!"
Person 1: "-LK, HOW WILL YOU ACT IN THE PRESENCE OF-!"
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CS:GO fag awper crouch walking down the map with 100% accuracy hunting for a kill.
Dude this fag is just crab walking down highway. Fuck this game.
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To become unserviceable, to break, to fail. Used particularly in an aviation context.
"So we were up over Churchill when the engine went for a walk"
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Race walking everyone at the track meets thinks its really easy cause you walk but no its one of the hardest events to do but it's funny to watch us racewalkers we take it serious. The reason why it's hard is because you walk a mile and your shins hurt and your throat burn from the air and it's death but fun
Advice - don't eat before your race
"I shouldn't have eaten that food"
"Ahhhhh my shins!!!
" I wonder what my time is?"
"Did I make it"
"Ughhh the dq flags"
"Oo finally it's a nice offical"
" NOOOOO I'm not ready"
"Where are they the officials"
"Omg um running late few I'm not late"
"Uhhhh we have the same number"
" ahhhh I have to go to the bathroom so bad I need to get this race walking done where are the officials"
"Yeah who's ready to race walk"
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