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fat pants

Stretchy-elastic-waisted pants that women resort to wearing when they can't get their jeans zipped. They are often the result of holiday eating, are dark in color, and usually worn from November 30 through January 10.

"Hi Kathy, I haven't seen you wear those pants before"

"Yea, I put on a few pounds and everything else is too tight so I am wearing my fat pants"

by bingo-lingo November 30, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat jacket

The layer of fat on the average North American, both male and female, which covers the upper body. Components of the fat jacket include the panace, manboobs, backfat, and underarm sag. Although the jacket can be useful in winter as an additional layer of warm clothing underneath the underwear, it is more often a hindrance to mobility, flexibility, and getting laid.

The jacket is usually made mostly of nachos and cheese, although chicken wings are often used, and the jacket can be grown thicker through extended periods of sitting on the couch.

The fatjacket requires minimal maintenance, although it must be cleaned relatively often to remove the odour generated by sweat buildup.

1) I need to work out more regularly, because my fat jacket is getting too thick.

2) The bulkiness of my fat jacket makes it difficult for me to tie my shoes.

by Duster929 January 31, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat heads

A South Eastern Virginia Term used for "Nike Air Force Ones". Mostly used in the Hampton/ Newport News Area.

Also Spelled: Phat Heads, Phat Headz, Phat Hedz

"Yeah, I just copped 2 pairs of fat heads from foot locker."

by vaballer June 14, 2006

54๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Planet Fatness

A judgement free workout facility, thus attracting large groups of obese, lower class citizens.

I was at Planet Fatness with all the blobs walking on treadmills. I had to wait to leave before I could judge.

by Quaker Popi February 11, 2011

291๐Ÿ‘ 167๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat bitch

I'ts exactly what you think it is.

Damn John. You are one fat bitch.

by I forget February 15, 2005

210๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat shannon

Defecation; a bowel movement.

I gotta go drop a fat shannon.

by hi February 5, 2004

53๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat ass

a FAT ASS is a voluptuous female butt that brings many men (mainly black guys) pleasure to the eye. It is often very round and large in size.

Man, Kim Kardashian has a FAT ASS!

by booty master2395748 March 17, 2014

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