The act of phenomena of when you use a phrase or word in a sincere or unironic manner, that originally was only used or meant in an unironic manner.
"What up, Fam"
"Bro, did you just say 'Fam' unironically? You used to make fun of people who say that."
"Oh shit... I guess I did."
"That is called Post-Ironic Sinceritism"
A noun has something iron in/on it, but it's from smithing.
Guy 1: "My blade in World of Warcraft is forged with iron!"
Guy 2: "I don't even play that game, dipshit."
A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.
Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."
2017 reincarnated in a dose modern Chudist Ideology
John loves the Barbie Hitler-Aryan-Hyperborean-ken edit, he is a heavy believer in Post-Ironic-Neo-Chudism.
The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made
The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it
When you don't chronically suffer from insomnia yourself, but are in a relationship with someone who does, and the nights you suffer from insomnia are the nights your partner is asleep at a reasonable hour.
"My ironic insomnia happened 3 times this week grrrr"