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joseph borealis

a man with infinite rizz and the creator of the aurora borealis

damn joseph borealis got rizz and bitches

by chadockle October 9, 2022


Joseph Lambrese

Joseph Lambrese is the absolute best man in the entire world. You will never meet someone better than Joseph Lambrese. Her is truly an angel in disguise. Do not be fooled by his good looks, he has much more under them. Truly beautiful inside and out. He is the most kindest, caring, loving, sweetest, funniest, cutest, craziest.., etc. person you will ever possibly meet. The second you see him there is no doubt you will start falling for him. Starting from his dark brown eyes, that wrinkle a little when he smiles, to his feet, larger than life itself!! Passionate, optimistic, sensitive, angelic, warm-hearted, enthusiast, and integrity are just a few words to describe this angel. He is truly someone you could not do without having in your life. If you have met Joseph Lambrese consider yourself blessed.

Person 1: Who’s that cute guy over there?
Person 2: Oh, that’s Joseph Lambrese

by Y0U KNOW WHO I AM May 12, 2019


joseph proctor

a young male originating in donny, a bit of a witty cunt, he likes to think he's funny whereas in reality he's quite the opposite. The doppelganger of popular YouTuber ChrisMD, Joseph is a pro-gamer and also a massive virgin.

Look at him over there, is that ChrisMD or Joseph Proctor?

by abstractlakx May 11, 2020


Joseph Hazelnut

The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.

Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!

by QuacksO August 9, 2018


Joseph Lane

A human being who can never let you down. Only ever says nice and funny things. Extremely nice!

Oh man, "Joseph Lane" sure is a funny guy!

by HumanBean123 July 6, 2021


joseph cook

thicc nigga il like is sweet tasty lucias cake

i like cock and joseph cook

by neckbeard_16266161 December 6, 2017


Angelica Ramos and Joseph Gonzalez

Two people that was set up by dank to send Joseph to jail for 949 days straight plus another 120 days just because because we hate Angelica and Joseph being too sweet on her so we brag about how no one can prove I did set him by calling the police sounding like a woman when I’m da one man who will not stop living the lie I choose to be

Angelica Ramos and Joseph Gonzalez were set up in away to hate each other we did it

by ha ha ja ja March 12, 2023