i was just gonna say

What someone says before saying what they are going to say. Often a nervous habit.

Teacher: Billy, do you have something you want to say?

William: I was just gonna say my name is William.


Teacher: William, what is the answer to number four?

William: I was just gonna say that it's Pluto, sir.

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Just.....fuckin' cuz

Doing something inane and possibly stupid, for no reason whatsoever, just because the option exists.

"Why are you eating stale Saltine crackers?"
"Just.....fuckin' cuz."

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i just wanna taste it

tastes like strawberries

'i just wanna taste it' a lyric of the song Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles in this song he helps you improve your skills of pussy eating.

if you're trying to impress your girl, go buy this song on itunes and try listening to it 3 times a day and you'll be an expert in pussy eating in no time

i just wanna taste it, watermelon sugar high

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just add rum

1) when a guy's girlfriend and her child move into the guy's house, he has a ready-made family.
2) much like the "just add water" directions for making food, for a ready-made family once they move in, you just add rum.

"now you are all a big happy family."
"yup, just add rum!"

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you just got got

You were tricked

Jeff: I just bought this watch for only $17!

Bill: That's a fake model, Jeff. You just got got!

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Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey

A scapegoat when oh fuq, grandpa is ded.

Timmy: "Mommy, why isn't grandpa waking up?"
Mommy: "Don't worry, Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey."
Timmy: "Why has he been sleeping for 3 years mommy?"
Mommy: "Shut up and get back in your cage you monkey."
Timmy: "Make me bich."

im just that much better

referring to being just that much better than everyone else that they can't even talk to you

dont even talk to me because IM JUST THAT MUCH BETTER