J feet

Someone who is born with wank wonky feet which look like they have been repeatedly beaten with a 5 pound hammer and then squashed in a vice. Sufferers often have many similar traits to the elephant man, but normally look worse. typically a side effect of inbreeding, this condition is a right kaaaaant.

Look at that poor little raspberry ripple over there wiv his j feet

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j cool

An expression for "ok" or "sounds good" without having to sound too out of place by saying iight, all right, etc.

Mark: I've got a lot of homework tonight, but I'm going skip it so we can go get something to eat later.
Kevin: J cool

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Baby J

Baby Jesus in the manger. Can be used as an abbreviation when describing numerous works of religious art and also in the Nativity story. Differentiates between the baby and adult Jesus Just J and is often used in conjunction with the VM

Oh look, another picture with the VM and Baby J.

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J-blo

A J-blo is a form of masturbation where a man or woman contorts their body in the shape of a "J" so as to give oral pleasure to their penis and/or vagina.

I was tired of jerking it so I decided to j-blo myself.

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PB&J

Stands for personal bowl and joint. It's used to disguise one's activities when they are trying to get high fast.

It's less commonly used for: personal bong and joint or personal blunt and joint.

mom: "Honey, what are you doing in there?"
son: "Oh, nothing, just enjoying a PB&J."

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Vitamin J

noun

1. Jagermeister, Jager, easy slang spelling for Jägermeister

2. Infrequently used term for jism, jizz

1. Jägermeister is not a word everybody likes to spell, so some just call it Vitamin J.

2. I've never heard anybody call jism Vitamin J

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j-lo

'Joint' or 'Marijuana cigarette'

'Hey man, you want a j-lo?

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