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Kick a brunette day is 03rd May. You kick anyone with brown hair.
Kick a brunette day .
Amy: oh look its will
Will: oh shit
Everyone: kick him Kick that brunette
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A phrase used to define a hot drink (typically coffee) overly sweetened and extremely nutty tasting.
Guy1: Dude, I just made the best coffee ever, I used hazelnut coffee, hazelnut creamer, caramel, and a packet of sugar!
Guy2: Man that sounds like a sticky kick in the hazelnuts to be sure!
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A very special day that lands on the same day as tax day (April 15th), normally practiced in high schools. The goal of the day is to kick as many freshman as possible, and the more freshman you kick the greater your social standing becomes. Kicking the bigger freshman is well respected, because even though it is against the rules, sometimes they kick back...
(Teacher): Hey! Stop hazing that poor freshman!
(Student): But sir, it's April 15th. Kick a Freshman Day.
(Teacher): O RLY?!?!?! (kicks freshman) I completely forgot! Carry on.
(Freshman): Ow....
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Explained from DC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 3 when John Constantine tried to Ball-Kick his father in 1977, Ball-kick Paradox is the rule of temporal travel where you can't Kick your ancestor's balls or do anything that will directly or indirectly remove your existence from the timeline as that would mean you won't exist in the future which will then mean you never averted your birth in the first place. This in effect restrains you from doing anything that would erase yourself and will be teleported into the last place you were in before you tried to do such thing
Guy 1: hey why did Constantine teleport is that his magic?
Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that
Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol
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a little dog that always barks and annoys the shit out of you. Resulting in a good hard kick.
Shut your god damn "kick me dog" up.
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The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass
1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
the month where girls can get all the boys back for slap ass october
oi its kick dick november