A situation that's so bad, so uncomfortable, so incredibly AWFUL, that the only thing you can compare it to is French kissing your sister.
Man, I just got caught jerking off in the Boys' bathroom. This is such a sis kiss!
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Like an Aussie kiss, but next door.
I French kissed this girl, then I aussie kissed this girl, and then finally I kiwi kissed this girl.
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The act of recovering from such a massive dookey that your anus convulsives, mimmicking the act of blowing kisses.
That is the last time I eat that much food, after I took a shit my ass was blowing kisses for 20 minutes.
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A big kiss on the cheek given by a girl. It leaves a mark if the girl is wearing lipstick/lipbalm.
Leslie gave Cameron a big auntie kiss on their date.
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An act of affection where you hug someone while kissing his/her nipple.
guy 1: DID YOU JUST GIVE JOHN A HUG KISS!
guy 2: Yeah so...
guy 1: Wow that's mad homo
guy 2: No it ain't its just a hug kiss
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kiss it goodbye - verb: to take the last toke you are going to get on a joint or blunt before passing it to someone else or extinguishing it. Sometimes this can occur without one's foreknowledge.
This joint is pretty small, do you want to kiss it goodbye before I put it out?
There were so many people smoking on the blunt, I kissed it goodbye on my second hit!
We smoked half of a joint at the concert then kissed it goodbye - we passed it to some guys behind us and it never came back.
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To encounter, by feeling with the penis, a hard shard of feces inside the rectal cavity during anal sex.
I begged my woman for anal for so long, and when she finally gave it, I wound up having to kiss the shark.
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