meat waffle

a road-killed animal with tyre tread patterns impressed into its flesh : Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

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fresh meat

1. new stock of produce found at a grocery store

2. a newly picked target for mockery, i.e. a freshman

3. the horrific phrase declared by the undead butcher Pudge (from custom Warcraft 3 map DotA) just before he dismembers his victims, especially after they are surreptitiously hooked and pulled adjacent to him and his putrid aura of decay

My mom just came back from Produce-Mart with some fresh meat for tonight's cookout!

Well would you look at that, a couple of lonely freshmen... Boys, we just found us a new batch of fresh meat.

Pudge: *Growl* "Mmm, fresh meat!"
In-Game Advisor: Our hero has fallen!

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meat pie

something vegetarians and vegans don't eat

'me don't want none o' that meat pie, pass the tatas'

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meat curtain

A woman with a dark droopy labia.

See also Roastbeef

"Look at that nasty razor shaved meat curtain under there on that hoe"

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Meat Curtin

Basically the lips of the vagina, better defined as the pussy lips, and they usually have to be kind of big and stretched out to qualify as an actual "meat curtin", as opposed to a just a taco or a clam.

Yo, I could see that bitch's meat curtin from behind!

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meat eater

A corrupt cop who is into serious crime

That cop's a meat eater. Supposedly he helped the mob kill a guy and ripped off a drug sealer for $500,000

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meat scarf

1.a penis so large that it can be extended to wrap around a person's neck, or another person's neck.
2.a large penis that can be used for recreational reasons.

girl: I'm cold.
boy: you can wear my meat scarf.
girl: ew.

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