snuff muff

Snuffing somebody's muff means to go down on someBody

I can't wait to snuff muff :)

Go south on a dirty muff

When things just get really bad...

I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...

Munchin' like a muff

To munch like a motherfucker after smoking weed.

I was smoking a joint and watching John Wick, but then I started munchin' like a muff.

Muff Cruncher

when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.

you are one dirty muff cruncher

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina

"Watch out! Don't stop in that puddle of muff".

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina.

"Watch out! Don't step in that puddle of muff".

Dust in the Muff

After banging your partner, you turn on the dust ridden ceiling fan for all of the dust to fly off on the bed, but most importantly, her muff.

I accidentally pulled a dust in the muff on my girl last night and she told me she wasn't a fucking swiffer and left.