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yur mum is a fat creature fatter than everything in the universe combined including the universe
Yur mum so fat that I started to print a picture of her while the universe was being created and its not even close to be done because of how fat she is
A phrase that completely obliterates your life and your future in a matter of seconds
You: Yur Mum
John the bully: gets kicked out of school is rejected by family and is diagnosed with every type of cancer in the world
Yo mum
Yo mum is soo fat, i took a picture last christmas and its still printing
Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
racist af
doesn't want her daughter being a dark skin colour
person a: is that nishals Mum?
person b: white