Your mother.

Your mother.

Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?

your mother

a fucking gay bitch that force feeds you and never gives a shit on what u think of her. :)

your mother is such a fucking gay bitch listen..

"hey mo-"
mom: "i dont give a shit cmere. lemme go force feed the fuck out of your face"

Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

your mother

common joke. you might see your friends saying this..:/

person i: "do you know where the bag of groceries is?" person 2: "in your mother!!!"

Your Mother

me

Zelda, aka me, is your mother.

On your backer

Attractive (usually female) backpacker who pays for accommodation and transport ride with a ride.

There's a hot on your backer, I'd take her all the way.

Your mother

what i fucked last night

I fucked your mother

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