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a branch off of mountain biking. is the best kind. long climbs, steep descents, single track. all the good stuff in one sport.
jimmy rides cross country because he's one bamf!!!
i love this hardtail because its so great for cross country mountain biking
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guy:what do you wanna do
girl:i want to give you a purple mountain majesty
guy:whats that
girl:the best blowjob you'll ever get
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a sprinkle of Cocaine on top of a bowl of marijuana
smokin them snow capped mountains
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A Mountain Lion Repellent is a naked kristen on a mountain bike.
Oh no, that angry mountain lion wants to attack me. Thank god I have my mountain lion repellent: Kristen naked on a mountain bike.
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This school sucks Ice is goated McMillen is so mean and the only nice principal is the head princible this place makes you want to rip your hair out Pierce is ok but Riegel is so mean
Mountain View MIddle School Sucks.
Mountain view is a good school where kids from across beaverton go. The kids that usually go there are the kids from Hazeldale that didn't aply for option schools. These kids can do band, choir,art,tech,pe,spainsh.ect...
Their school mascot is a Mountaineers...?
Ellie: I cannot wait for middle school! I'm going to Mountain View Middle School! Rigena: Trust me your going to wish that you had waited
Noun: A sexual act where the male anally penetrates the female and then, "reaches around" and inserts his fingers into her vagina. If all 4 fingers are used the motion is similar to a cowboy tugging on his belt buckle.
Formerly known as a greasy briefcase.
My wife was so drunk and horny last night she asked me hitch her up like a Rocky mountain belt buckle!