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The god of the universe he only needs to use 1 precent of his power to destroy it. If someone makes shaggy mad he will make the person explode using only 0.0000000000000000000001 precent of his power. He can destroy a planet only using 0.0000006 precent of his power.
Random stranger: shaggy is gay
Shaggy: how will you like to die peasant
Random stranger: wait no shaggy I dident mean it SHAGGY NO wait wait your our lord and saviour shaggy
Shaggy: that’s what I thought
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one who has completed all the mastery problems in the accounting book.
Mr. Bandino: after you do your work together try and tackle the mastery problem so you can be the lord of the debits and credits.
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typically said in a high pitched voice for comedy
“~oh my lordy lord~ is that a chipotle chicken burrito??”
You have a purpose on this earth. God looked at the earth and said that it needed you! You matter and Jesus loves you! Life with God is so much better. We all go through hard times but trust in the Lord for he will give you something better!
Friend: Do you know God?
Friend 2: Yeah God my lord and savior?
Friend: Yes!
Friend 2: I do know Him!
Friend: Ay me too!
Friend 3: No way me too!
The emphasis on tell you some one that “your a fucking gay lord “.
Also know as lord of the gays
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An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.
Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!
FRIEND ZONED
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Commonly found amongst Wattpad Fanfiction short stories-
I was resting in my bed, reading a Wattpad Cole Sprose fanfiction when suddenly Cole appears in the doorway!
I smile but my expression quickly changes as he grabs me and pushes me up against the wall.
He whispers softly in my ear, and I can feel his hot breath on my neck, “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
“Amen.” I whisper back.
Suddenly, I am rudely awoken by my alarm clock and I cry as I realize I’ll never be able to talk to Cole about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
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