gawk block

A gawk block is a plastic rectangular tool with a rectangular opening in it on one side. It is usually used in Marching Bands by striking over the side with the opening with a drum stick to produce a loud and piercing clicking noise, called a gawk, to keep time for the band by the drill instructor or drum major.

It is very irritating when the person keeping a beat on the gawk block passes very close to you, because it hurts your ears.

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c-block

one who is rebuffed by a woman, and then makes an ass out of everyone in his group so that none of his friends have a chance with her

she totally turned him down, and I though I had then had a chance with her until fucking tic-tic started c-blocking

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cluck blocked

To be cock blocked by a chick.

eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"

Job Blocking

Similar to cock blocking but used in work related environment.

Yo, everytime you send me that link I can never see it cause my my computer keeps job blocking.

I stay getting Error 403: Blocked Site.

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Geri-Block

To have your path obstructed by a group of geriatrics. Typically happening while shopping or while using public transit, a single senior or a group of pre-corpses can cause issues for movement. There is typically nothing that can be done to remove them. It is recommended to wait in an adjacent area or store until the path is clear. You could excuse yourself, but their feeble eyes and ears are ill-equipped to notice anyone nearby half the time making the effort moot. This can also be used to describe the wasted time used by some old fart while at a cashier or fumbling to get a needed pass or ticket.

Person 1: Hey, what took you so long to get groceries?

Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.

stock blocking

This happens when another customer or a store employee leaves their cart in front of the product, or "stock" shelf that you need something from. Some grocery stores "stock block" themselves by setting up a temporary display in front of other items.

It sucks when you're in a rush to get some things from the store on your way home from work, and the aisles are full of people and their giant shopping carts, packed high and full, stock blocking the few things you came to pick up!

Beaver block

Not a cock block but a beaver block (for use for lesbians only!)

"Don't beaver block me!"