a man who is very prone to disease and will jump off a cliff if you say there is cheese wizz down there, this guy is fericous and the special forces are after him, watch out. oh did i forgot to mention the swarm of genital lice on his penis.
Your friend being average is his most defining feature. He’s a dan.
most likely has a crush on a milf or e-girl probably addicted to monster and his long board 100% a e-boy
what was that
oh that was just dan on his way to fuck a milf
dan is dog water. if youre friends with a dan his dads fat and his mom is waiting to make love to you.
Dan your dads overweight!
Dan is a pimp. Dan’s are very short and have a drole sense of humour.
This is so boring!
That’s because it’s Dan