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The act of putting your penis through the back of your legs and masturbating while sticking your thumb in your ass
Dave style is the only way I can get off nowadays
A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
A sexy man with a beastly beard. Legend has it women orgasm as he walks by them.
"Did you feel a breeze?"
"No but i think i just had a Dave Cormier in my pants"
The Best Car SalesMan In Modern Day History!!! He Will get you top dollar for your trade in paid for or not, he’s focused and Will get you the best deal every time!!! Saving time and money!!! Bad Credit Doesn’t stand a chance come see him ASAP!!! At #OrrNissanBossier For your next car buying experience Conveniently located on the corner of 2323 Viking dr. N Benton rd
Super Dave is the best car salesman ever!
You must have got that car from Super Dave??!
Super Dave got me approved when nobody else could!
The act of pooping at a friends house after just arriving, often leaving skid marks.
I’m Daving to leave a poop at Lewis’s house when I arrive.
Turning up to to a mates house and immediately using the toilet for poops.
Often leaving skid marks.
I’m Daving to use the toilet.
The act of jerking off. Beating your meat. Being a sussy baka. Very haram. Repent.L
Yahya stop daving immediately!!!