Random
Source Code
Random
These guys r SEXY!
They have hot ass hair and delicious piercings. They love music and have a sweet soft side. Not all emos cut (and btw if u think that's funny ur a deadass sociopath) and they don't cry all day. They r beautiful people (especially the guys🤤) So show them love!
Idiot: Emo guys r ugly
Person: Nope the Sexyy
14👍 6👎
A raver-like Mexican American or wetback usually drives candy painted Honda Accords but will upgrade to Mercedes Benz with tacky cheap chrome rims if givin' a chance to ruin their credit.Found In small towns in northern California And Central California like Watsonville, Salinas, King City etc...Will try to look rich with expensive cars they cant afford.Join car clubs with names like Ballers and Players you know that tacky shit.They drink coronas and speak spanglish like "Hey Bro did you go to Joser & Eders kickback last week A??" "No Fucker I was at la pulga with my wife and kids A"
Look at that Watsonville clean guy he bought an 85,000 dollar car before he bought a house what an idiot.There he gos parking it in his moms mobile home garage.He is always leaning to the side with his fist over his mouth he looks very unconfertable looking straight foward as he drives.Maybe we should rob his Watsonvillian ass.
25👍 13👎
So called "nice guys" have major entitlement issues and more often than not are socially incompetent, unattractive and/or fat, clingy and manipulative young males (teens/early 20s) who forever cry and whine about how girls* won't give them a chance and often "friendzone" them because they prefer to date more confident and attractive men instead. They portray themselves and their plight as genuine and woe-is-me, but more often then not they are manipulative and passive-aggressive. The "nice" part of "nice guy" is a misnomer as they are not actually nice, they are putting on an act to get laid.
To all "nice guys" - get over it. Why should an attractive extroverted female date an unattractive introverted so-called "nice guy" just because he happens to have a penis? You're not compatible with eachother! What's wrong with other nerd girls?
*9/10 times "nice guys" target only attractive, incompatible women, part of the reason why their plight is laughable and not to be taken seriously.
Nice guy: Wahhh. Jenna won't be my girlfriend or have sex with me because she's a shallow whore who only likes jerk assholes with washboard abs. She doesn't appreciate nice guys like me! I'm ENTITLED to a hot girl because I'm nice and have a penis, damn it.
Girl: Umm, ever thought of trying to date someone in your own fucking league for a change?
____
Any attractive girl with a decent dose of self-esteem will avoid passive aggressive "nice guys" and won't date down. There's absolutely nothing wrong with dating physically attractive men who are confident, they don't have baggage issues and you don't have to hold yourself back from vomiting when you're having sex with them either!
92👍 64👎
This means that a person is so cool, swagged out and put together, that they must get a lot of attention/interest from other people and may have lots of sexual partners.
"Wow look at him, that guy FUCKS!"
35👍 11👎
GUI-tard
(Noun). One who lacks, or appears to lack, the requisite cognitive development to navigate through or operate computer programs or interfaces
(adj) GUI-tarded
Derek:
Hey Mike, I can't seem to find the button that let's me change the font.
Mike:
Boy Derek, you certainly must be GUI-TARDED
21👍 11👎
The one person you know that, no matter how many people agree with something, whether it's a course of action or a simple fact, ALWAYS disagrees. Hence the name,"Everyone wants to go except THAT GUY". This is believed to be on purpose or out of sheer stupidity. After disagreeing the person will usually follow up with a statement that is completely wrong and untrue because he "read is somewhere" or someone completely unreliable told him.
Person 1: "Alright, it's time to party but we have nowhere to drink at!"
Person 2:"Wait, no one is going to be at Corey's house for two days. Corey let's go by your house."
Corey: "No."
Person 1: "Why?"
Corey: "Because."
Person 2: "Because why?"
Corey: "Because I said."
Person 1: "Corey, seriously, stop being that guy."
15👍 7👎
A mixed guy that has a big penis and shows a great time in bed.
OMG!! I couldn't take your big penis, I didn't know mixed guys were so big.
15👍 8👎