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When your erect penis wakes you on a clear summer morning.
Like the majesty of Mt. Fuji on a clear summer morning, my throbbing Red-Fuji woke me from my slumber, just aching for a snowcap avalanche to erupt.
Visual example see: Katsushika Hokusai's Fuji in Clear Weather.
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Walk on player to college team, on team, does not play in games for one year to save a year of eligibility.
Even though the red shirt running back is the better one, he doesn't play because he is a red shirt; if he plays he'll give up a year of eligibility.
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A sexy hot lookin red head that's real busty. Some junk in the trunk too. Preferably 5'8 or over.
" WHOA, where you goin lookin so fine Big Red???"
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After making sweet love to a woman who is currently mentrating, the man proceeds to remove the condom and snap it like a rubber band across the woman's face.
The red snapper administered by the man resulted in a swift kick in the nuts.
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To shit on someones car. After shitting, to proceed to rub doodoo around the car with ones own hand.
Last night I pulled a big red and shit on someones car.
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a term probably coined by fans of the new york yankees, who traditionally are haters of the boston red sox and decided to come up with an insulting term by changing the team name.
John (From Boston): Bawb, are you gonna pahk thuh kah in hahvuhd yahd?
Bob (From the Bronx): Naw, yoo stoopid Red Sux fan.
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The act of pounding Red Bull during the pre-game shower prior to a late night/night out.
"I haven't been able to keep my eyes open all evening, I think it's time for a Red Sunrise."
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