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The full name of the Volkswagen Golf R. The Golf R is the highest cost Model Golf and also the fastest. It Makes 282 Horsepower and 280lbs of Torque. When you Accelerate you get thrown back in the seat and the car begins to “go retarded” hence the name golf retard
Andrew: Hello Mr.Golf Retard
Brian: Maybe if you stopped calling it a retard, It wouldn’t hurt you every time you see it
Andrew: Good point
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He parked his retard chariot at the top of the hill, right in my path!
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Someone who is stupid to the extent of haveing one-too-many chromosomes, but phenomenomely has no genetic or mental diseases to give the person the excuse for being so goddamn stupid.
There are alot of Half Retards on this site. So how about instead of bitching tell me how to correctly spell phenomenomely in a creative degraading way.
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The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?
Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
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1)Combination of "technology and technically". One who lacks technological know how.
2) Using electronic devices for other purposes other then their primary fuction.
The other day my dad tryed to used my razor cellphone to shave his face.
Old people are technologically retarded.
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Usually of the lower class, usually lives in a broken down establishment such as a dumpster or trash can. The man is usually spends his money on drugs.
Look at that retard richard over there shooting heroin in the Hoyte's Movie Thearter drumpster
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A Stereotype retard is one who sucks at Stereotyping one's race or religion.
Jason is a Stereotype retard since he thinks that Indians are all Muslims and they are all terrorists.
Kip is a Stereotype retard since he thinks that all black people eat chicken, jump high, and are always chased by police officers.
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