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Gay retard

A male person (usually of dark skin) that is exceptionally smart in every field (especially medicine) and skilled in anything but physical exercise.

look at the gay retard

by David62 December 2, 2022

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Half Retard

Someone who is stupid to the extent of haveing one-too-many chromosomes, but phenomenomely has no genetic or mental diseases to give the person the excuse for being so goddamn stupid.

There are alot of Half Retards on this site. So how about instead of bitching tell me how to correctly spell phenomenomely in a creative degraading way.

by Madd Jester December 16, 2004

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retard chariot

4 wheeler A.K.A. Quad

He parked his retard chariot at the top of the hill, right in my path!

by Peoples Lizard March 31, 2008

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retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

by Icbat January 10, 2007

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Technologically retarded

1)Combination of "technology and technically". One who lacks technological know how.
2) Using electronic devices for other purposes other then their primary fuction.

The other day my dad tryed to used my razor cellphone to shave his face.

Old people are technologically retarded.

by Skrilla 88 March 10, 2008

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retard richard

Usually of the lower class, usually lives in a broken down establishment such as a dumpster or trash can. The man is usually spends his money on drugs.

Look at that retard richard over there shooting heroin in the Hoyte's Movie Thearter drumpster

by Lub2727 November 30, 2013

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Functional Retard

fuhngk-shuh-nl ri-tahrd

1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.

2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.

3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."

Dixie: Can you believe that idiot?!? Does he have any idea how offensivly stupid he is?!?

Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.

by Mr. Nova<3 March 18, 2011

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