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Someone who is aroused upon finding out that someone has a shore house.
Gold diggers are attracted to money. Sand diggers find your proximity to the beach extremely sexy.
Sand with no texture, but actually quite tasty.
Dry sand has the unique flavour of rocks, glass, quartz, and other small things, including microplastics
Dry sand is actually quite delicious...
Of course, it is bas for your teeth. But your dentist wouldn't know how good it tasted.
"Yeah, I was an early bloomer, sanding the box when other girls still played with dolls."
To have romantic relations on the beach. In the wild animal position while Chewbacca noises are made. One sticks their thumb in their into their mouth moist if their flange. Then take the wet and moist thumb and insert it into the sand below your knees. Then secretly and instantly jam the Falange into the sphincter of the receiving partner and hold on or you will be tractor pulling. Edward❤️ 🔥Edward
To be Sand Blasting is when a sausage thumb is inserted into the moist mouth the sand then into the butthole.
Give me a beer before I sand blast that ass.
You may want to see a doctor after I sand blast your ass oh and….your ph level may be off.
We was gettin it on the beach when I Sand Blasted that ass!
The sandy thumb of thumb thumb
When a male pleasure's oneself by using sandpaper between their palms and member.
"Jimmy did a sand wank as she wanted to know what a 90 year old lady would feel like during sex"
“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
When you rub sandpaper on your condom so when you stick it inside a girl it grips like hell
Guy: “I just finished setting up the sand trap.”
Girl: “It’s gonna grip like crazy”