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those enchanting times when a guy can get it up just long enough for it to go flaccid inside of you; also fondly referred to as whiskey dick.
George: Hey, man, you getting some tonight?
Hermione: Unfortunately he's had a bit too much to drink tonight so I'm afraid I'll be riding the wobbly sausage.
Ron: No man! I could go forever!
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a meaty big cock, covered with a sock dripping wet with cum, this can be eaten by others or simply munched on by your friends mum
Son: mum can i have a Sausage Roll,
Mum: fuck off you cunt
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1. Any large metallic phallic looking instument, usually used as punishment in certain countries.
You sir are charged with 8 counts of murder and 4 counts of crimes againt the animal kingdom. I hereby sentence you to death by the iron sausage
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The act of using your sleeve, or someone else using their sleeve, to pleasure the penis through masturbation. Often used when a partner or partners are unwilling to perform any other sexual act.
'Please babes...please...hows about a cheeky sausage blanket then?'
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One of a various set of characters including Pale Kielbasa and Maximum Bizcut. He boasts with confidence a flattering moustauche and flowing cape. To add to his elegance, a suave pair of 80's sun glasses have been added to his already awesome lineaments.
Moderately Tan Balogna was terrorizing the helpless town, yet Dark Sausage poked in to save the day.
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To wrap human feces inside cling film and hold it to keep yourself warm, also pass it around to those around you who are also cold.
"Hey, my hands are really cold, should i go make a 'Sausage Roll'?"
"Yeah."
*Comes back*
"It's so warm."
"Pass the 'Sausage Roll'"
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