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when you fart really loud if someone can't spank you in 5 seconds they can't spank you after that
oops i farted really loud now I gotta run around so the 5 second rule will take place
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This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.
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Second male lead syndrome is when you like the Second Male Lead more than the Male Lead.
The Heirs - You like Choi Yound Do more than Kim Tan. You got second male lead syndrome.
" OMG ! I feel so bad for the second male lead! #secondmaleleadsyndrome "
when you drop something (usually food) you have five seconds to pick it up or you no longer can eat it.
whenever i drop food on the floor, i use the five second rule so i can still eat it.
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The phenomenon where people post and comment about a celebrity`s death years afterwards as if it just happened.
Facebook Poster: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.
the amount a man can fap per second
Dave-' hey dyl, i reached 30 faps per second (FPS) last night! '
Dyl- 'Woah'
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Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"
"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
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