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When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.
"So did you take that girl home last night? Sure did. I gave her a nice Covid Shower."
A large fall of rain of short duration
Sam got soaking wet in a heavy shower on his way to home
Epiphanies you have that highlights oddity within a familiar
Today I had a shower thought:
If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.
Someone you text when you’re taking a shower
“Hurry up shower buddy I’m taking a shower”
A shower consisting of two or more people. It is usually a device that's used to legitimize having sex in the shower. Saving water has never been so fun.
Guy: That's so cool that you spend a summer in Japan saving dolphins. You know I'd be willing to take an Eco Shower with you if you'd want to save the environment a little more.
Girl: Ok! Anything to save the Earth!
When you spill frosted flakes all over yourself during sex
Jon gave himself a frosted shower
When you use the shower head as a enema.
Yesterday I felt so constipated but after my kyle shower I was much better.
Her: Let's do Anal?
Him: Ok, but first let's give you a kyle shower.