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When a red head urinates on you
Ron Howard gave Ralph Mouth a Ginger Shower behind Arnolds
to take a shower in the evening. you wash off the days' memories to absorb the nocturnal moods more intensely.
then you write a letter to your crush.
It works. night showers made me a more generous and open-minded lover.
It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back
c) you are trying to distract yourself
d) you are scared of getting sick
But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
Bro you coming?
Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.
When your significant other likes getting covered in man glitter by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonation party!
"hey baby how you liking all those star showers?!"
“Bitch ima give you a golden shower if you don’t stop playin”
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A t shirt with a raggedy loose neck line that reveals a chest mole.
Sweet mole shower simon cowell
A man who betrays the trust of his crippled underage brother during shower time.
Erik is such a shower eagle, did you see what he did to his brother?