The queen of stan twitter who reigns supreme above all.
has superior music taste
a white twink
“omg hi bestie morticia”
“MORTICIA”
Morticia (stan twitter) definition: hot
a bearded hod carrier from bognor regis that wears his girlfriends tights to work and never cleans shovel
Stanley why are you wearing tights? "cos i like the feel of them round my micro willy and my tiny balls and Hannah made me !" hence the name stan the tran!
zahra is the #1 black shim jaeyun stan. she has been a fan of since iland! with shim jaeyuns talent, charm and amazing looks, he just had to become her ult of ENHYPEN. its the shim jaeyun effect
oh have you heard about the best black jake stan?
yeah oh, isn’t her name zahra?
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Vanessa Trucios is the #1 yoongi Stan alive.
Look it’s the #1 yoongi Stan alive! It’s Vanessa!
He waits for Shawna Conover. Loves her unconditionally. She is his home. Stan Miller will have no other. His heart is hers.
He Stan Millered her for over 50 years. He loves her.
That guy who owns a large transparent water bottle with protein shake in it who doesn’t stop talking about how often they go to the gym, how much they can lift, what type of pre-workout they use and whether it’s leg day or not. These people aren’t necessarily show offs, rather they are just very dedicated to working out to the point where they don’t have a life.
Person one to Person two: So I’m gonna hit the gym later, I really don’t want to go but I gotta work on my legs today because yesterday I did mostly upper body.
Person two to Person three: Person one is such a Gym Stan.
* This only applies to regular people, Actual athletes who have a real reason to work out in order to perform their job are exempt from being called this.