the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.
After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.
Any politician who has spent a majority of their life in office.
MItch McConnell is a swamp monster
Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.
Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.
The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.
"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"
A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.
I left a swamp monster just for you
When one farts and liquid poop comes our of your ass and down your legs
I swamp farted in Mrs.Sues class.
A woman who is so ate up she looks like she just came out of a swamp porn train and may have something that Jesus cant fix.
Sheila looks like a swamp whore, but she didnt care she got her crack rock and life was grand.