limp tard

A slang/ diragatory term that conservatives use towards liberals.

"Alex jones thinks john oliver is a straight limp tard"

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tard

Object of free sexual gratification.

Ex: Dude, we took turns wailing on that 'tard, man! Leroy even gave her a dirty sanchez! w00t!

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'tard hook

The act of mocking of someone who is acting like a retard, but is NOT handicapped, by holding your hand like a hook over your chest as to appear "retarded" yourself.

My friend was acting stupid, so I told him to hold his 'tard hook up high!

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brev-tard

The act of being retarded when it comes to peoples lame abbreviations of common words used in a sentence

Julie text-ed me ILY and I replied "what are you talking about" she said nvm. I had to explain what a brev-tard i was before she admitted she said I Love You

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ee-tard

A combination an Idiot and a Retard.

God, Chels, your such an ee-tard.

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koosh-tard

Any person who encompasses the traits of both a jerk and an idiot.

Dude, that mime in the park was such a koosh-tard!

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G-tard

Anyone who Googles everything, from spelling to proving an argument. Totally reliant on Google

"he is such a G-tard he even needs to Google breakfast recipes to work out how to pour milk on his cereal"

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