Cold Text

-noun.

1. A text message that was ignored, disregarded or dismissed.
2. A show of indifference or disregard for someone's text message.

Derived from the phrase, cold shoulder, a phrase used to express dismissal or the act of disregarding someone.

Stefan texted Cathrin to see if she was still awake, though she was, she decided to give him the cold text.

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Pre-text

When you get a text from a hot girl, and it could be percieved as being a slutty text, your first reaction (being sexual) is a pre-text! You then reply in a normal way, BUT it has to be similar to the pre-text so you can laugh about it!

For Example:

Text recieved: "Mm, I'm having an ice cream, you jealous!?"

Pre-text: "Only if it's melting onto your nipples..."

Actual response: "Only if it's Ben & Jerry's!"

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text-end

When a text-messaging distracted driver rear-ends the vehicle in front of them. Recently demonstrated by public transit drivers in San Francisco, Texas and Boston.

Did you hear about that San Francisco MUNI train driver who text-ended another train?

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text speak

a language started by a group of kids in the Michigan scene
it originated in the 248 area and is slowly moving into 586 and 734 area.
it was made to be an inside joke(wouldnt be on UB if it still was) so that friends could say things about other people in front of them and only a select few would know what was being said.
sadly this has slowly been spreading and is being used less and less by the originators in fear that they might be understood while speaking in there foreign tongue.

text speak

"dee, look at the B Send"

"G send doooo!"

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Bottom Text

A tone signifier used at the end of a sentence, Indicating the speaker believes the things said before the phrase "Bottom Text" Should be common knowledge or is something that is very easily discovered and/or Learned. Similar to "Duh".

A: I thought it was fine. Why does everyone think that I meant that hateful shit?! Twitter is fucking insane!

B: Because we live in a Post-Trump Society, Bottom text. What do you expect?

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text box

what you just typed in... it is between Look up and search on this page

I typed my word, defintion, and example in textboxes

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Double Texting

The act of using two texts in order to convey information that only required a single text.

Andrew: Yo im about to go apple picking
Nicole: Haha I love apple picking!
Nicole: Will you bring me back some?
Andrew: Youre always double texting me :p

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