Donair sauce - a maritime sweet garlic sauce that absolutely looks like cum
we should go get donairs, i'm craving that delicious Canadian Cum Sauce
Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.
-Who is Kris Wu? -The Canadian King of Cannon. -Oh, skr.
This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.
Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.
Dirty Canadian Tire
Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.
"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."
A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.
Bubbles Canadian tube socked that ugly ass hoe on season 4 episode 2 of trailer park boys.
A Canadian Cum Carnival is when a house is filled with Canadian men and only 1 woman. It only really becomes a Cum Carnival when the as many the men as possible creampie the woman and give her a bukkake party.
Last Canada Day me and the boys cracked a cold one at Jeff's house. It was very packed. We soon realized that there was a full house with only one female there, lets just say that it quickly became one Canadian Cum Carnival!
The taping of a guitar strap to a guitar with hockey tape. This is done to avoid one's guitar from falling on the ground when rockin out
Especially common with hardcore bands
Karl is too poor for real strap locks so he bought Canadian strap locks instead