commie sauce

The change from Communism into the Russia's sauce because some fucker from in the system thought it was...

A.) A smart idea, that only they would think of.
B.) Or a way to give a hobo on thier government steps a good laugh.

A:
Guy: How 'bout we prove our supreme knowledge and try make Russia look like fuckfaces at the same time?!!
Secretary: Wouldn't that be hard? After all you're sloshed, dude!

B:
President: THE NEW Commie sauce! In a local brand-market near you! Try it and you can almost TASTE how fucking dumb our congress is!!

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Cheeze Sauce

A sexual act involving 2 slices of Kraft singles and a man's genitals. It involves wrapping both slices around the man's penis and sucking until ejaculation which will also produce melted cheese. Post-ejaculation you have created the ever famous "CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

Example 1

Man - "Bitch you hungry?!"
Bitch - "Umm... i could eat something."
Man - "Bitch! Come make some CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

Example 2
Bitch - "Damn!"
Man - "What's goin on cuint?"
Bitch - "I went to make a Cheeze Whiz sandwitch, and we seem to be all out of cheeze!"
Man - "Ain't no problem Hoe! Come over here and get some of that CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

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Talking sauce

To talk sauce: verb
1) To talk bad about an individual or situation

2) Can be used in place of "talking shit"
3) Mainly used in accusations; ie. Have you been talkin sauce?

I overheard Jessica talking sauce about Kim. She was saying how she got a new STD from Tom.

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uncle sauce

When you stick your uncle into a juicer and ejaculate into the juice produced by the juicer and feed it too your cat Mittens and he ejaculates while vomiting into a can.

I just love uncle sauce on a Monday morning.

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cum sauce

cum sauce is a delectable, melt-in-the-mouth delicacy that is used to spice up the everyday meal or snack.

karen, your homemade cum sauce is marvelous! do you use the squirting method or do you perfer to milk your cum?

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sauce the rope

to perform fellatio

I'm fitna see if I can get that biotch to sauce the rope.

Oh yeah, he/she sauced the rope real nice.

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trip sauce

LSD

Bro let’s go to peach fest I heard Ollie had the trip sauce down there.

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